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My Cat(s)

Does your cat live indoors or outdoors?Both
What is your cat's name?Buttons, Mr. Mittens
How old is your cat?20
Do you have other pets beside cat?Yes
If yes, which ones?Dogs
Do you have more than one cat?Yes
What breed is your cat?Yes
What gender is your cat?Male
Do you take your cat with you when you go on vacation?Yes
Your cat's favorite toyDildo
Is it necessary that your partner also have a cat?Yes
Where did you get your cat from?Found it

My Dog(s)

What is your dog's name?Ruff McScruff
What breed is your dog?No, his balls got cut off.
How old is your dog?12
What gender is your dog?Male
Does your dog live indoors or outdoors?Both
Do you have other pets beside dog?Yes
If yes, which ones?Cats
Do you have more than one dog?No
Do you take your dog with you when you go on vacation?Yes
Your dog's favorite toyMy cats
Does your dog wear a muzzle?Yes
Is it necessary that your partner also have a dog?Yes
Where did you get your dog from?Found it

Appearance

EthnicityLatino / Hispanic
BuildBodybuilder
Height6' 5" (196 cm)
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorSalt and pepper
Hair LengthVery long
Facial HairSideburns
Best featureNeck
Body ArtBelly button ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked all over, None, Secret piercings, Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other, Other piercings
Health ConditionDown syndrome
My AttractivenessUnattractive

Situation

Has childrenThree or more
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationThere is always a party going on
Living ArrangementsWith kid(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I own a farm
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyLegal
Employment StatusHomemaker
Annual incomeSeeking support
Job TitleAt Home Stripper

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Instructional, Movies, I wish I had a TV, Sports, Reality shows, Soaps, Re-runs, Science fiction
Favorite TV shows16 and Pregnant, and Honey Boo Boo.
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm a movie actor, Adult
Favorite moviesTaken, Magic Mike, Magic Mike 2, Cinderella
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, I'm a recording artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Favorite artistsAnything with the N word
Reading selectionNews, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science fiction, Sports, Technical, I'm an author
Favorite booksCat in the hat
Idea of funNetflix and Hangout
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion, spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing, Playing cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers, Shopping, Motorcycles, Hunting

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingHeavy drinker
Social behaviorDark
Friends describe asI don't have any friends
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorRaunchy
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Extreme sports, Reading a book, Going to a casino, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryAnal

Views

Political viewsMiddle of the road
ReligionMessianic Jewish
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeOwn a Giraffe

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
Look for in a partnerAnything, please. I'm desperate.
On the first dateEat.