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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildA few extra pounds
Height183 cm
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorSalt and pepper
Hair LengthShoulder length
Best featureHands
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessAttractive


Relationship StatusSeparated
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsDog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyFood / Catering
Employment StatusPart-time
Job TitleCurmudgeon of derps

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Instructional, Movies, I don't like TV, Soaps, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsCooking shows. All types.
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
Favorite moviesThe ones I will finish
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, Blues, Jazz, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Favorite artistsToo many to type.
Plus, chats are more.. .hype
Reading selectionNews, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Religious, Science fiction
Favorite booksFlow my tears, the polive man said...
His dark materials trilogy....
American Gods....
To Kill a Mocking Bird...
Thus Spoke Zarathrusta....
The Stand...
American Hardcore
Idea of funRandom adventures, booze, heady talk about only the coolest shit. Duh.
HobbiesExercising, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping


Always wanted to trySailing from Lake Pontchartrain to the Gulf of Mexico.


Political viewsAnarchist
Goal in lifeDie before hipsters raise PBR prices up at my dive bar.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerAnything
On the first datePaint a mural at a park, then find a place to put it.
Record music.
Chess and beer.
Kitchen Dance-off.

Exercising Preferences